Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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