things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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