Sry I called you an 8
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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