I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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