oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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