i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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