She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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