So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
