I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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