i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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