I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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