The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You are a genius and a whore.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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