I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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