Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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