How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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