Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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