Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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