I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
