Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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