420 ftw
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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