im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I AM VODKA MAN
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
