its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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