we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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