Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Randomize
