Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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