I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
