how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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