I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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