Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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