you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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