i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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