did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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