I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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