he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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