I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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