ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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