I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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