Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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