they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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