turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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