I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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