try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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