Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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