May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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