I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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