He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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