So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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