Christians are straight up FREAKS
you would pick up someone in the library
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
