have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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