I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Alive.
So much puke
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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